Man gets on a crowded flight. Plane's totally full. But the seat next to him is empty. He thinks - wonder who i'm going to be sitting next to? Then the most beautiful woman he ever saw in his life comes down the aisle. The face of an angel and legs up to her neck. Sure enough, she seats right down in the seat next to him. the guy finally works up the courage to talk to her:
Man: "Excuse me, excuse me? Where are you headed?"
Woman: "Oh, I'm off to the Kilcarney Sex Convention. I lecture on the subject. dispel some of the myths surrounding sex"
Man: "Like what?"
Woman: "Well, for example, many people believe that black men are more generously endowed than other men. And in fact, it is Native American men who are more likely to reveal that physiological trait. And the popular wisdom has it that French men make the best lovers. Whereas statistics show that Greek men are far more likely to give sexual pleasure to their partners.
But i'm telling you all this, and i don't even know your name!"
The guy reached out his hand.
Man: "Tonto. My name is Tonto Papadopolous."
Saturday, December 31, 2005
Friday, December 30, 2005
Tuesday, December 27, 2005
Monday, December 26, 2005
Sunday, December 25, 2005
Cai's at Cai's
Hi guys!
Another party coming up.
Cai's wine and cheese party for ALL 01 VJC old girls/boys/in-betweens
Time : after 9pm
Address : 5000m Marine Parade Road ( so near vj, can feel victorian spirit) , behind block M. Lagoon View
Contact Cai at 94880676 for more details.
Another party coming up.
Cai's wine and cheese party for ALL 01 VJC old girls/boys/in-betweens
Time : after 9pm
Address : 5000m Marine Parade Road ( so near vj, can feel victorian spirit) , behind block M. Lagoon View
Contact Cai at 94880676 for more details.
Saturday, December 24, 2005
champagne supernova
Hey guys OASIS is gonna be here!!!! 23rd Feb! Anybody interested in a whole night of rocking the house down old school style?!!!
Tickets are 160, 98 for standing and 160, 98, 68 for seated.
Yeah I know its expensive but dammit, Oasis don't come here every other day! Just skip clubbing 4 times and you'll even have money to spare to buy a t-shirt after the concert from one of those enterprising jackarses who think they're doing everyone a favour. (assuming you only spend 30 bucks each time you club)
Get back to me ASAP k. I think tickets are going fast!
How many special people change, how many lives are living strange.
Where were you while we were getting high?
Tickets are 160, 98 for standing and 160, 98, 68 for seated.
Yeah I know its expensive but dammit, Oasis don't come here every other day! Just skip clubbing 4 times and you'll even have money to spare to buy a t-shirt after the concert from one of those enterprising jackarses who think they're doing everyone a favour. (assuming you only spend 30 bucks each time you club)
Get back to me ASAP k. I think tickets are going fast!
How many special people change, how many lives are living strange.
Where were you while we were getting high?
Friday, December 23, 2005
Narnia!
Hi guys,
sorry for the late post.
Greg i called your phone and its off.. hope you're not still sleeping! Ian too !
anyways,
Meet 330 outside Suntec Eng Wah Hall 3
i'm meeting cai at 3pm suntec if you 2 can make it..
we'll be going down to shar's place directly after the movie so dress to her theme.. (formal i think..)
People who are going.
poh, mark grace, amelia and terence, peiying and 2 friends, me cai ian greg, isaac and friend, nel and friend.
cya guys later!
sorry for the late post.
Greg i called your phone and its off.. hope you're not still sleeping! Ian too !
anyways,
Meet 330 outside Suntec Eng Wah Hall 3
i'm meeting cai at 3pm suntec if you 2 can make it..
we'll be going down to shar's place directly after the movie so dress to her theme.. (formal i think..)
People who are going.
poh, mark grace, amelia and terence, peiying and 2 friends, me cai ian greg, isaac and friend, nel and friend.
cya guys later!
24th dec 2005
hey guys, sorry to have this so late. i cant have the party on the 24th, have a family celebration at my house and my hands are needed. for those who still abit blur, its now on the 26th, open air gathering at the bbq pit below my house. the theme of the party and everything else is the same.
please text me or leave a tag here or on my blog if you're coming..thanks.
please text me or leave a tag here or on my blog if you're coming..thanks.
just a point
perhaps it would be nice that the administrators of this blog discuss their plans for the blog before they actually do something to it. this is afterall OUR blog. a SHARED blog.
i personally loved the tagboard and i feel lost when i come here wanting to leave a tag only to be unable to find a tagboard. i am not an administrator so i cannot put the tagboard back even if i wanted to but if you can, please do put the tagboard back. i'm sure most of us would enjoy that. if not we'll just wait for shaun to come back and do it.
remember i'm just making a point and not shooting anyone. harmless as a ball of cotton.
thank you.
i personally loved the tagboard and i feel lost when i come here wanting to leave a tag only to be unable to find a tagboard. i am not an administrator so i cannot put the tagboard back even if i wanted to but if you can, please do put the tagboard back. i'm sure most of us would enjoy that. if not we'll just wait for shaun to come back and do it.
remember i'm just making a point and not shooting anyone. harmless as a ball of cotton.
thank you.
Thursday, December 22, 2005
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