In an effort to promote dating and younger marriages, the SDU, in conjuncture with Seagull Movie Theatres Pte Ltd (SMT) has decided to ban singles from entering the premise to participate in any of its screenings. Partners must be of the opposite sex of the Homo-Sapien species. Dogs, ducks, cats, queen ants etc. do not qualify as partners.
If there are any discrepencies feel free to email the manager of SMT. SMT Pte Ltd also owns a subsidiary group, Apollo Garden Movie Theatres, located just close by for singles who are unable to secure a partner. Thank you and we hope to see you with us in the near future.
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