Man gets on a crowded flight. Plane's totally full. But the seat next to him is empty. He thinks - wonder who i'm going to be sitting next to? Then the most beautiful woman he ever saw in his life comes down the aisle. The face of an angel and legs up to her neck. Sure enough, she seats right down in the seat next to him. the guy finally works up the courage to talk to her:

Man: "Excuse me, excuse me? Where are you headed?"
Woman: "Oh, I'm off to the Kilcarney Sex Convention. I lecture on the subject. dispel some of the myths surrounding sex"
Man: "Like what?"
Woman: "Well, for example, many people believe that black men are more generously endowed than other men. And in fact, it is Native American men who are more likely to reveal that physiological trait. And the popular wisdom has it that French men make the best lovers. Whereas statistics show that Greek men are far more likely to give sexual pleasure to their partners.

But i'm telling you all this, and i don't even know your name!"

The guy reached out his hand.

Man: "Tonto. My name is Tonto Papadopolous."

MY new ultimate frisbee. cant find 1 in sg unless i call some mr rahim rahid or some shit like tt. so i shall import. a limited edition official sized one. orange jus as a warning tt there is sth flying your way. paiseh ah. 2 weeks b4 it gets here. but till then. seeya dudes n dudettes tom.

traxex, ppd, styx.

i miss shaun tan. owner of this blog.

took this off gabes blog! gosh!scaryyyyyyy 

Cai's at Cai's

Hi guys!

Another party coming up.

Cai's wine and cheese party for ALL 01 VJC old girls/boys/in-betweens

Time : after 9pm

Address : 5000m Marine Parade Road ( so near vj, can feel victorian spirit) , behind block M. Lagoon View

Contact Cai at 94880676 for more details.

champagne supernova

Hey guys OASIS is gonna be here!!!! 23rd Feb! Anybody interested in a whole night of rocking the house down old school style?!!!

Tickets are 160, 98 for standing and 160, 98, 68 for seated.

Yeah I know its expensive but dammit, Oasis don't come here every other day! Just skip clubbing 4 times and you'll even have money to spare to buy a t-shirt after the concert from one of those enterprising jackarses who think they're doing everyone a favour. (assuming you only spend 30 bucks each time you club)

Get back to me ASAP k. I think tickets are going fast!

How many special people change, how many lives are living strange.

Where were you while we were getting high?

Narnia!

Hi guys,

sorry for the late post.

Greg i called your phone and its off.. hope you're not still sleeping! Ian too !

anyways,

Meet 330 outside Suntec Eng Wah Hall 3

i'm meeting cai at 3pm suntec if you 2 can make it..

we'll be going down to shar's place directly after the movie so dress to her theme.. (formal i think..)

People who are going.

poh, mark grace, amelia and terence, peiying and 2 friends, me cai ian greg, isaac and friend, nel and friend.

cya guys later!

24th dec 2005

hey guys, sorry to have this so late. i cant have the party on the 24th, have a family celebration at my house and my hands are needed. for those who still abit blur, its now on the 26th, open air gathering at the bbq pit below my house. the theme of the party and everything else is the same.



please text me or leave a tag here or on my blog if you're coming..thanks.

just a point

perhaps it would be nice that the administrators of this blog discuss their plans for the blog before they actually do something to it. this is afterall OUR blog. a SHARED blog.

i personally loved the tagboard and i feel lost when i come here wanting to leave a tag only to be unable to find a tagboard. i am not an administrator so i cannot put the tagboard back even if i wanted to but if you can, please do put the tagboard back. i'm sure most of us would enjoy that. if not we'll just wait for shaun to come back and do it.

remember i'm just making a point and not shooting anyone. harmless as a ball of cotton.

thank you.

From me, mark and grace

Thank you all for coming!

nat ! 

isaac, mark, eric, grace, nelly, cheryl, est and glenn 

claire, nic, sam and syl 

shaag la.. 

claire, nic, sam and syl 

isaac, mark, eric, grace, nelly, cheryl, est and glenn 

ian, greg, cai, grace, me, anna, mark. 

shaag la.. 

heads everywhere! 

S.C.B. 

something's missing

BRING BACK MY TAGBOARD!

21st december 2005

Hey ! HEADS UP!

we have a great party coming up on the 21st.

Venue, Mark's place. 4, Sunset Heights.

Time : 630pm

Food list

1. Elbow macaroni - ham, mince meat
2. Turkey Ham
3. Potato Salad
4. Chicken Wings
5. Bradwurst Sausages
6. Pizza
7. Cake
8. Drinks
9. Snacks and Marshmallows
10. Ice Cream
11. Seafood spaghetti
12. Calamari
13. Otah
14. Pasta

Sounds great ? haha ok. Isaac's bringing bradwurst and Gabe and his gf are bringing pasta. Anna would be bringing otah.

Cai, greg and ian, can help to bring the cake? Any christmas cake would do fine =o)

Claire mandy can think of anything to bring ? your speciality!

So far, people that we know are going,

mark grace me esther bf shar jianfeng poh angeline cheryl(62) jean anna kristy rach nat joanette gabe gf claire mandy. cheryl lee lam and serene might be joining us..

theme........ hmm. any ideas?

till then!

JH, mark and grace.

take me away

let's fly away from here
to anywhere

show me the ticket
and i'll follow you to the ends of the world

pull me out and send me to the stars
i don't care
just take me away*





*it means i wanna go on a holiday.

24th DEC 2005 HEAD DRESS PARTY.

more info cos the last one was abit fucked.

Where? 5000M Marine Parade Road #20-54
Who? 01 VJC students. dont ask if u are invited. if u qualify here yes u are invited. if u decided, tell me. dont silent silent. dont shy ah.
When? 9pm till late sp we can usher in christmas together.
Why? dont ask so many questions.
Whether? come cos u can catch up with some lost contatcs im sure. its been 3 years.
How? unless u never been to school before, Lagoon View is further down from VJ. 31 197 196 and the new buses 43 and 48 will get you right to my doorstep.

please confirm soon.


oh yes. i almost forgot. those who are coming. its a head dress party.
so go dress up your head. NO CAPS NO BEANIES. NO army headgear either. keep your berets at home. BE NICE AND SPORTING SO WE CAN SEE WHOS THE MOST INNOVATIVE. go plan it early and dont last min come improvise.

it was supposed to be a superhero party so thank me for sparing you from renting that Aeon Flux outfit.

Important!

Heyyy

Important dates to note :

please mark them out in your calendar, schedule whatever..

21st night - party at mark's place (sunset) by me and mark. cai- we're asking gerri =o) come in your slackest. just to relax, dont need to dress up. even if everyone pangseh, i will still go and gay with mark 1v1.

23rd 4pm - chronicles of narnia at suntec (CF)

23rd 7pm - Sharlene's party at her place (Bishan) we can go straight after narnia, wear shirts!

24th 9pm - Cai's party.

=) 11 years 

rawrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! ummzhi ummzhi UMMMMZHIIII tts all we hear now 

brilliant. with bartender david there will never be a sober soul left in the house hahha. white love, yam char, golden shower, golden shower part version 2.0 i think we pretty much nailed it gents. lets see what happens next 

the master of trance man.. who got crowd gg even though it started to rain like man! die hard clubbers we are. 

lazy-assed and bored-out. let me sleep.

it's so incredibly hard to ask people out nowadays.

besides the fact that sometimes people are just plain lazy, even if you manage to drag them out of their house what will you do?

movie? i find that so cliché. not to mention a little boring with the wrong shows.

coffee sounds interesting. not so when you're done talking with nothing more to offer and all you're left with are polite smiles and cold drinks. or warm if you had ice blended stuff.

window shopping then! ultimate anguish. resisting the urge to spend yet pointlessly tiring yourself out. with the right person it could turn out to be a joy. but with the wrong one, it's just a marathon.

club the night away! right. but honestly, after awhile, the ummzi ummzi just gets all the same. without the eye candy, things get boring fast. get high? well, drinks aren't cheap. unless you're a cheap drunk. well, good for you then. or not. even then, what's the point?

tan out at the beach! awesome! really. just not every day. you risk not only skin cancer but also the high possibility of resembling lobster el flambé.

how about going on a holiday? yay! i want. you sponsor?

i say again: it's just tiring to ask people out. somehow spontaneous people just don't come around anymore. you have to plan and confirm and plan and confirm somemore before something actually happens. hey, you're going out, not planning the national budget.

there used to be people who go, hey, free today? let's hang out. brilliant! do what? dunno, but we'll just see as we go, k? just like that. simple. i wanna do that. a no brainer. just go out and have fun.

oh well, guess it seldom happens anymore, as we become people who live by events and not people who creates events.

perhaps you don't feel that way but this lazy-assed, bored-out ranter does. crazed by waking up to a day that has absolutely nothing lined up for him. if his schedule's not filled, he might just ask you out. till then, we'll keep in touch.

night.

Xmas Party @ Cai's

okay people. christmas isnt too far away so dont start over-reacting.

occasion? Christmas. (im christian remember?)
invited? if you are from the 01 VJC batch. all inclusive.
music? yes. i provide the speakers u bring your ipods
drinks? feel free to bring your own. i supply absolut and some soft drinks.
theme? to be confirmed. KIV, whatever.
time? 9pm-late so u can come here after wherever your initial party was.

non VJC people who wanna come are invited too. esp if you have friends from there.
its a social gathering-catching up session.

shaun unfortunately will not come. i assume greg ian jh lau isaac will come unless u indicate otherwise. poke me on the tagboard if you're coming k. thanks.

byee

there are no cats in america... the streets are full of cheese.

hmm anyway i'm off to the states. anyone wanna send me off please do, flight's at 7am =).

perfection + girl

when you put the words perfection and girl together, you get a mythical creature unseen by the eyes of men. somehow, we men are unfortunately not programmed to identify with such a being. we can only picture an image of one with long-flowing hair, smooth-edged shoulders, a curvy waist accentuated by her swaying hips, walking AWAY from us on her seemingly endless legs. give or take a few attributes and you have the perfect girl. we can never imagine what her face looks like. it's just that way.

ask any guy on the street, what does your perfect girl look like? he'll tell you, long hair, short hair, no hair, big boobs, medium boobs, no boobs, curvy, thin, meaty, long legs, short legs, medium legs, etc. but they can't tell you is exactly how she looks like. it seems as if we had to put a face to such a legendary individual with such perfect features it would ruin everything. of cos, if you're asking your boyfriend, he'd say you're the perfect girl. so don't ask your boyfriends. and they'd be lying anyway.

you may not be the perfect girl that he has imagined in his head (that's the truth), but trust me when i say you are the perfect girl in his heart. at least for NOW.

truth be told, there is no perfect girl. the prettiest girl may have the ugliest personality, the nicest girl to you may not be the most attractive around you and she who makes you smile everyday, tingles your heart and weakens your knees may hold someone else close to her heart.

the perfect girl is the one who you are at complete ease with. the one who brings you home-made cakes and cookies whenever you want them. and you'd love every bite of them, even if they tasted horrible. the perfect girl is that one who'd sit down beside you and calm you down when you were angry or cheer you up when you were upset. but really she doesn't even need to try because, you're lifted the moment you see her coming towards you, sitting her pretty little self beside and asking: "hey, are you okay?"

the fact that she cared, that she bothered to walk all the way from there to you, that she spotted that you were down from faraway just cleared your head of all your worries, even if it was momentary. and for that moment, you smile and say: "yeah, everything's okay now."

the reason why we can never picture the face of that perfect girl that we've always been imagining is because we're waiting for you to gift us with the final piece of the puzzle that is you. and when all's complete, it doesn't matter if you don't have long flowing hair, smooth edged shoulders, curvy waists accentuated by swaying hips carried by endless legs. cos in our eyes you do. and what matters is that you aren't walking away. you are there, for us to have, to hold and to love.

so boys, if there's any who touches your heart so, keep her close and hold her tight lest you lose her to indifference. 'cause no one can take your perfect girl away unless you've decided to let her go.

and girls, don't hide your feelings and run away 'cause boys being boys will never find out about anything that you mean to hide from them.

the perfect girl in my heart would always make me smile.
she'd always care.
she'd always have the perfect eyes, perfectly cute nose and perfect smile.
she'd walk and carry herself with perfect grace and poise.
(even if she does get clumsy sometimes and knocks things over)
she'd have the perfect soothing voice with the perfect calming hand.
she'd chuckle perfectly with wondrous glee over my lame jokes and foolish antics.
she'd lean perfectly against my shoulder when she gets tired while star gazing on the beach.
my heart'll melt, knowing she's perfectly at peace, eyes closed in deep slumber.

and i know that i'd hold her perfectly close if only i knew where she disappeared to.

- my perfect girl -

Declarations

I hereby declare that exams are officially over. (NTU/NUS inclusive)

WOOHOO!

IT'S PARTY TIME!