Man gets on a crowded flight. Plane's totally full. But the seat next to him is empty. He thinks - wonder who i'm going to be sitting next to? Then the most beautiful woman he ever saw in his life comes down the aisle. The face of an angel and legs up to her neck. Sure enough, she seats right down in the seat next to him. the guy finally works up the courage to talk to her:

Man: "Excuse me, excuse me? Where are you headed?"
Woman: "Oh, I'm off to the Kilcarney Sex Convention. I lecture on the subject. dispel some of the myths surrounding sex"
Man: "Like what?"
Woman: "Well, for example, many people believe that black men are more generously endowed than other men. And in fact, it is Native American men who are more likely to reveal that physiological trait. And the popular wisdom has it that French men make the best lovers. Whereas statistics show that Greek men are far more likely to give sexual pleasure to their partners.

But i'm telling you all this, and i don't even know your name!"

The guy reached out his hand.

Man: "Tonto. My name is Tonto Papadopolous."