Okay, this video is only for DotA players. If you don't play DotA, you won't understand what it means.
Having said that, DotA players please enjoy. This Faceless Void Rocketeer will leave you going "wtf" many times.
P.S.: We should do this some time.
Sunday, December 24, 2006
Saturday, December 23, 2006
merry get together
Lau cordially invites all to drinks@TheCannery on the 27th, Wednesday December 2006. Trying to get as many vj peeps to meet up as possible. girlfriends are welcome.
Thursday, December 21, 2006
stir shit time
hey guys,
just wanna apologise to those who i stood up yday at spize. really didnt know u guys were waiting for me. and as i was high, i really wasnt doing to well myself. i smsed u guys but when i didnt get a reply till u guys were out of zouk i thought u guys on mission or smth so decided to to disturb lah.
anyways its over. chill ok?
but as a general announcement.
remember the time when i decided to just whack eugene lau one time jialat once?
i have another one of those brewing. not that i wanna mess everything up lah. just felt like i have smth to say. things which people wont be happy to hear.
so how? stfu?
just wanna apologise to those who i stood up yday at spize. really didnt know u guys were waiting for me. and as i was high, i really wasnt doing to well myself. i smsed u guys but when i didnt get a reply till u guys were out of zouk i thought u guys on mission or smth so decided to to disturb lah.
anyways its over. chill ok?
but as a general announcement.
remember the time when i decided to just whack eugene lau one time jialat once?
i have another one of those brewing. not that i wanna mess everything up lah. just felt like i have smth to say. things which people wont be happy to hear.
so how? stfu?
Tuesday, December 19, 2006
Be Merry
Saturday Night Live is pretty awesome. Didn't figure Justin Timberlake as a comedian. Merry Christmas anyway.
p.s.: I am not liable for any of the gifts you receive for christmas.
p.s.: I am not liable for any of the gifts you receive for christmas.
Monday, December 18, 2006
tuesday
tmr is tuesday
me and greg are going to the gym at around 2, then walk around town for some shopping and later at night people watch. anyone interested please let us know
no dota pls
me and greg are going to the gym at around 2, then walk around town for some shopping and later at night people watch. anyone interested please let us know
no dota pls
Saturday, December 16, 2006
something i found
Children's Books you never thought you'd see:
"You Are Different and That's Bad"
"The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables"
"Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share"
"Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book"
"The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking"
"Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"
"Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence"
"The Little Sissy Who Snitched"
"That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption"
"The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator"
"The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy"
"Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way"
"Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will"
"Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games"
"Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School"
"Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things"
"Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"
"Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff"
"Strangers Have the Best Candy"
Getting More Chocolate on Your Face"
"Where Would You Like to Be Buried?"
"When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer, They Say 'God Did It'"
"Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia"
"What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?"
"Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?"
"Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Only Your Household Pets"
"The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad"
"Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mom's Purse"
"The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead"
"How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School"
Friday, December 15, 2006
our favourite friend
if you browse through today's straights times, there's a special fashion piece that has... guess who? Timothy John on it! wow wee! i'm so excited
model boy in his full glory. all you girls out there should start looking him up. What more can you ask for? rich, smart, charismatic, goodlooking(debatable), national waterpolo player etcetc with a whole long list enough to make into a roll of toilet paper.
he tells serene huang from straights times about his life growing up, about his passion for waterpolo and all his achievements. Then moves on to tell the world he's the president of ambassadors in SMU and that he wants to give back to his alma mata blah blah blah. then he starts telling us about his BIG DECISION on whether to forego his internship somewhere or go overseas to train for SEA games or something, where he uses the term "cost benefit analysis". hmm way to go Tim John you'd make all your professors proud. too bad you didn't mention which prof taught you that in the interview, it'd really score some brownie points.
anyway after the paper listed all his achievements, it really occurred to me that they were missing the most important achievement in the whole of Timothy John's life.
That he won the prestigious BOOKER PRIZE*.
*The Man Booker Prize for Fiction, also known as the Booker Prize, is one of the world's most prestigious literary prizes, awarded each year for the best original full-length novel written.
model boy in his full glory. all you girls out there should start looking him up. What more can you ask for? rich, smart, charismatic, goodlooking(debatable), national waterpolo player etcetc with a whole long list enough to make into a roll of toilet paper.
he tells serene huang from straights times about his life growing up, about his passion for waterpolo and all his achievements. Then moves on to tell the world he's the president of ambassadors in SMU and that he wants to give back to his alma mata blah blah blah. then he starts telling us about his BIG DECISION on whether to forego his internship somewhere or go overseas to train for SEA games or something, where he uses the term "cost benefit analysis". hmm way to go Tim John you'd make all your professors proud. too bad you didn't mention which prof taught you that in the interview, it'd really score some brownie points.
anyway after the paper listed all his achievements, it really occurred to me that they were missing the most important achievement in the whole of Timothy John's life.
That he won the prestigious BOOKER PRIZE*.
*The Man Booker Prize for Fiction, also known as the Booker Prize, is one of the world's most prestigious literary prizes, awarded each year for the best original full-length novel written.
Incandescent
I haven't blogged in awhile. Not that it matters to anyone, but it does matter to me anyway.
To be honest, nothing much in this world matters, but there will always be a few things that matters more than everything else put together. Like love, friendship and self.
I came to say more. More words from the heart but I lost the courage to reveal. I wanted to do a "Postsecret" here, but oh well. It's always easier to say things hidden behind "anonymous", like our dearest friend in the left corner. Maybe tomorrow I'll have greater strength of mind to carry on. So let us talk about tomorrow then.
To be honest, nothing much in this world matters, but there will always be a few things that matters more than everything else put together. Like love, friendship and self.
I came to say more. More words from the heart but I lost the courage to reveal. I wanted to do a "Postsecret" here, but oh well. It's always easier to say things hidden behind "anonymous", like our dearest friend in the left corner. Maybe tomorrow I'll have greater strength of mind to carry on. So let us talk about tomorrow then.
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To live. To be incandescent.
Thursday, December 14, 2006
i honestly think i deserve to post today
i've never really had bad days. usually a thing or two goes wrong, but the end result is more or less predictable and i usually set myself up for the worst. then i just become grumpy for awhile then have fun till i become normal again. today, was one of the worst (read:dumbest) day of my life. technically it's not a bad day. it's just so retarded that perhaps it becomes funny. well it was for cai at least.
everything started out as per normal. i wake up late, mumble to whoever calls me and finally drag myself out of bed to play frisbee on sentosa. come to think of it maybe the bad day started then. i was trying to squeeze in another hour of sleep before leaving the house but people kept calling me. mark, cai, greg, mark, jh, tiff. by the time tiff called i was swearing at the phone. ok but that's not so bad. took a cab down to sentosa, and was early by some standards. played frisbee, and everything went well.
perhaps it all started when i said i'd get struck by lightning and didn't. *i'm sorry thundergod. zeus. then it started getting late and i had to rush for my movie at 730. isaac wasn't paying attention and mark didn't know how to get to town from harbourfront, so we missed the exit and had to make a U turn. noone at fault here i guess, but late nonetheless. lost about 10 mins. mark was kind enough to send me all the way down to cathay, so i wasn't very late for the show. show went well. then it all fell apart.
to cut this part short, argued with jh, pissed slow off, cancelled mambo doughnut night, missed dinner.
THEN.
met up with the guys again who were hanging around in wisma. decided to go play dota as per normal. i told mark i was damn hungry but food republic in wisma was closed. lights and everything off. so i suggested drive thru on the way to katong. so there we go 5 guys in a car driving to the macs drive thru. reach there, want to order food, nobody say hello to me from that silly speaker thing. so we drove to the window to order. the malay dude tells me:
"yo bro cannot order"
me: "why sia machine spoil ah"
"no la macdonalds no power cannot cook food"
me: *wtf macdonalds no power?* "uh ok thanks"
NVM. we spotted KFC next to kallang macs. hungry can eat anything. so we drive 10 m across to KFC drive thru. macdonalds no power, must be because KFC use EMP shockwave to nuke them. so we were pretty sure KFC was stealing all the business. queue up behind 2 cars. when my turn come, the malay bro tell me
"yo bro cannot order"
me: "why sia"
"food sold out"
cai to malay bro: " did the car in front get food"
"yah he got the last one sorry fellas"
me: "forget it"
i swear in my head i had enough swearing for a 4.7gb DVD-RW
then go to katong, lost all my dota games.
i'm really really sorry i said you'd strike me with lightning. i take it back. you can keep you electricity i really don't want it.
"NOOOOOOOOOOoo"
everything started out as per normal. i wake up late, mumble to whoever calls me and finally drag myself out of bed to play frisbee on sentosa. come to think of it maybe the bad day started then. i was trying to squeeze in another hour of sleep before leaving the house but people kept calling me. mark, cai, greg, mark, jh, tiff. by the time tiff called i was swearing at the phone. ok but that's not so bad. took a cab down to sentosa, and was early by some standards. played frisbee, and everything went well.
perhaps it all started when i said i'd get struck by lightning and didn't. *i'm sorry thundergod. zeus. then it started getting late and i had to rush for my movie at 730. isaac wasn't paying attention and mark didn't know how to get to town from harbourfront, so we missed the exit and had to make a U turn. noone at fault here i guess, but late nonetheless. lost about 10 mins. mark was kind enough to send me all the way down to cathay, so i wasn't very late for the show. show went well. then it all fell apart.
to cut this part short, argued with jh, pissed slow off, cancelled mambo doughnut night, missed dinner.
THEN.
met up with the guys again who were hanging around in wisma. decided to go play dota as per normal. i told mark i was damn hungry but food republic in wisma was closed. lights and everything off. so i suggested drive thru on the way to katong. so there we go 5 guys in a car driving to the macs drive thru. reach there, want to order food, nobody say hello to me from that silly speaker thing. so we drove to the window to order. the malay dude tells me:
"yo bro cannot order"
me: "why sia machine spoil ah"
"no la macdonalds no power cannot cook food"
me: *wtf macdonalds no power?* "uh ok thanks"
NVM. we spotted KFC next to kallang macs. hungry can eat anything. so we drive 10 m across to KFC drive thru. macdonalds no power, must be because KFC use EMP shockwave to nuke them. so we were pretty sure KFC was stealing all the business. queue up behind 2 cars. when my turn come, the malay bro tell me
"yo bro cannot order"
me: "why sia"
"food sold out"
cai to malay bro: " did the car in front get food"
"yah he got the last one sorry fellas"
me: "forget it"
i swear in my head i had enough swearing for a 4.7gb DVD-RW
then go to katong, lost all my dota games.
i'm really really sorry i said you'd strike me with lightning. i take it back. you can keep you electricity i really don't want it.
"NOOOOOOOOOOoo"
Monday, December 11, 2006
Friday, December 08, 2006
The Real Myth
Friday, December 08, 2006
"At this season of the Winter Solstice may reason prevail. There are no gods, no devils, no angels, no heaven or hell. There is only our natural world. Religion is but myth and superstition that hardens hearts and enslaves minds. "
posted by shaun
To say religion is a myth is but to dissolve all those obligations whereby civil societies are preserved and built upon.
and that Christianity or religion is a part of the laws of many countries today and To cast doubt on the doctrines of the established church or to deny the truth of the faith upon which it was founded is to attack the fabric of society itself.
The US Pledge of Allegiance:
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the republic for which it stands: one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
Germany's Constitution: Preamble
Conscious of their responsibility before God and men, animated by the purpose to serve world peace as an equal part in a unified Europe, the German People have adopted, by virtue of their constituent power, this Constitution
The Iraqi Constitution: THE PREAMBLE
(translated from the Arabic by the United Nation's Office for Constitutional Support, and the translation approved by the Iraqi government)
In the name of God, the most merciful, the most compassionate
We have honored the sons of Adam.
Afghanistan's Oath of Allegiance:
In the name God Almighty, in the presence of you representatives of the nation of Afghanistan, I swear to obey and safeguard the provisions of the sacred religion of Islam.
That society is founded on laws, that many laws are based on morality, and that morality mainly guided by religion.
The Greatest Myth that man has led himself to believe is the myth that no god exists in the world as he so lives in.
"At this season of the Winter Solstice may reason prevail. There are no gods, no devils, no angels, no heaven or hell. There is only our natural world. Religion is but myth and superstition that hardens hearts and enslaves minds. "
posted by shaun
To say religion is a myth is but to dissolve all those obligations whereby civil societies are preserved and built upon.
and that Christianity or religion is a part of the laws of many countries today and To cast doubt on the doctrines of the established church or to deny the truth of the faith upon which it was founded is to attack the fabric of society itself.
The US Pledge of Allegiance:
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the republic for which it stands: one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
Germany's Constitution: Preamble
Conscious of their responsibility before God and men, animated by the purpose to serve world peace as an equal part in a unified Europe, the German People have adopted, by virtue of their constituent power, this Constitution
The Iraqi Constitution: THE PREAMBLE
(translated from the Arabic by the United Nation's Office for Constitutional Support, and the translation approved by the Iraqi government)
In the name of God, the most merciful, the most compassionate
We have honored the sons of Adam.
Afghanistan's Oath of Allegiance:
In the name God Almighty, in the presence of you representatives of the nation of Afghanistan, I swear to obey and safeguard the provisions of the sacred religion of Islam.
That society is founded on laws, that many laws are based on morality, and that morality mainly guided by religion.
The Greatest Myth that man has led himself to believe is the myth that no god exists in the world as he so lives in.
Thursday, December 07, 2006
hmmm. something's not right
You Date Like a Woman |
 According to studies on dating, you date like a woman. You tend to take romance seriously, and you're not really out for a fling. A mental and emotional connection always comes first for you. And rushing the physical stuff is likely to turn you off. You're highly selective when it comes to dating, and some may say you're too picky. You know what you want, and when you find it, you're ready to commit. |
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
Join my campaign if you care for your friends
if you wanna join my campaign please use this as your msn portrait**. Save your friends today.
** please change the name to the person you wanna save, or leave it to save our own mark
then the morning comes
Congratulations everyone!!!! Especially Cai. Rock out till you drop out!
Anyone wanna come keep me company in central lib?
Anyone wanna come keep me company in central lib?
Saturday, December 02, 2006
the great hair adventure with slow
hi i went to cut my hair ):
but it still looks the same (:
slow and i wanted to go to my "hair dresser" at two step but i told her better not cause it's budget. she might come out looking like a poodle (not that she didn't at the one we went to but...).
it's called... uhh.... i forgot what it's called. ex- something. whatever. it's located at orchard emerald... never heard of it? it's next to OG and UOB... opp john little. that sleazy looking place right smack in the middle of town.
Before the cut:
it's all about the process:
getting professional ... my first time! my hairdresser was this cool punkish chick.
uhm. that's slow not me. damn unglam.
haha this guy is damn cute. he's 30 this year... jolly guy kept yakking away at slow but she very kancheong so gives monosyllabic answers. tsktsk.
strangely enough, everytime he leans over to chat with me he speaks chinese. then when he talks to slow he speaks english. after i asked him why, he said i looked cheena. -_-;;;
after taking so many unglam pictures of her she finally got pissed. all the paparazzi. slow is too cool for me
after going to pay for the haircut.. the guy said he charge me the girls rate cause my hair too long. wtf. receipt says ladies cut too. awesome la.
after! my new poodle!
current listen - Lips of an Angel by Hinder
but it still looks the same (:
slow and i wanted to go to my "hair dresser" at two step but i told her better not cause it's budget. she might come out looking like a poodle (not that she didn't at the one we went to but...).
it's called... uhh.... i forgot what it's called. ex- something. whatever. it's located at orchard emerald... never heard of it? it's next to OG and UOB... opp john little. that sleazy looking place right smack in the middle of town.
Before the cut:
it's all about the process:
getting professional ... my first time! my hairdresser was this cool punkish chick.
uhm. that's slow not me. damn unglam.
haha this guy is damn cute. he's 30 this year... jolly guy kept yakking away at slow but she very kancheong so gives monosyllabic answers. tsktsk.
strangely enough, everytime he leans over to chat with me he speaks chinese. then when he talks to slow he speaks english. after i asked him why, he said i looked cheena. -_-;;;
after taking so many unglam pictures of her she finally got pissed. all the paparazzi. slow is too cool for me
after going to pay for the haircut.. the guy said he charge me the girls rate cause my hair too long. wtf. receipt says ladies cut too. awesome la.
after! my new poodle!
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