English Signs Recently Found in China

1. In a Beijing hotel lobby:
"The lift is being fixed for next day.
During that time we regret that you
will be unbearable."

2. In a Shanghai hotel elevator:
"Please leave your values at the front desk."

3. In a Hangzhou hotel:
"The flattening of underwear with pleasure
is the job of the chambermaid."

4. In a Jilin hotel:
"You are very invited to take advantage of
the chambermaid."

5. In a Wuxi dry cleaner:
"Please drop your trousers here for best results."


6. Outside a Tianjin clothing shop:
"Order your summer suits quick. Because of
big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation."

WTF!!!