ian's day started out alright. woke up at a nice, comfy 4pm. mmm, can you tell that ian loves his bed? he did a quick wash-up and parked himself in front of the nice black comp till 8. parkway beckoned. he took a quick shower, changed and flew down to meet TEG at parkway. the whole TEG! shaun, jh, greg, cai and ian. started out pretty fine. talking, joking but suddenly someone said something. he can't remember what it was, he wasn't even sure who said it! but it sure as hell pissed him off. well, when ian's pissed off, his mind hangs. like it's overloaded or on fire or whatever. but his mouth's still running! oh my, rat-tat-tat! just like a machine gun, on and on. and this gun shoots blindly my friends. and no! somehow it can't stop! whoever speaks shall be shot down! some smartly kept quiet. some stood against this outrage and retaliated and was shot down with mindless proficiency. but soon, this mouth of his grew tired. as his mind restarts itself, it regain control of the mouth and slows it down. till it switches off. and so ian became silent. silent as the night.
seeing the above case study, we dissect ian's behaviour. it seems that it may be wise not to piss ian off because the after effects are at least irritating. who wants to listen to a mad ranting fool? but if someone does piss him off, it would be good to let him be, and let his mind awaken itself. it may not be wise to talk to him, unless you offer words which may help cool his mind and warm his heart, lest he releases all his fury upon you, slinging poisoned words and stinging remarks all round. guys, you've been warned. so take heed. ladies can relax cos somehow, by some primal instinct, ian only reserves his harsh words for dudes.
now, how to do you jolt that mind of his then? what words would you use to make sure he doesn't turn around and bite you in your ass? well, you can for one, tickle his heart. make him laugh a little. try to pull a smile from him and you'll be fine. unless you're the one who pissed him off, well, for you my friend, i suggest you stay far away from him till you actually see him laugh.
and how do you know if you pissed him off? easy~! is he shooting down everything you say? is he countering your every word? jackpot! YOU pissed him off! don't know why? it doesn't matter! cos you just need to know that you did it. so stay low for awhile. allow his mind to cool and wait awhile for those pearly whites to flash. ian may get pissed off quickly, but he cools off just as quickly. especially if you're a friend. he doesn't bear grudges.
anyway ian's fine now. thanks for everyone's concern. ian actually decided not to have any new year resolutions. but he has a one now. one that he has a chance of accomplishing: keep down his DOTA. so pls, help ian distract himself from DOTA. he mentions that he'll be very grateful.
'someday, when i'm awfully low
and the world is cold....'
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