hello ian. lets say you and your gf go to zouk. this guy starts eyeing her and inches closer to her. what would you do ?

"Go! i mean, life is short. share the girls."
"Come, i'll slime her from 10-12 alrighT? then i'll go have my 1-1 while you can take care of(SLIME) her till 2 alright? "
"wanna ask your friends to dance with my girlfriends? she likes to dance with guys other than me. bitch."

if i had a gf, and i brought her to zouk. i'll be the most protective AND possessive motherfucker on earth. you know the guys in zouk. 2 girls dancing alone for 2 mins and immediately 20 guys crowd around. wanting a piece of the tofu, er i mean pie. anyone trying to touch or even inch near my babe, its a sulaiman-style chop to his hichu (adam's apple) and a punch to the suigetsu (solar plexus). don't even touch a hair man.

i pity that guy actually. went with his gf but shes actually eyeing other guys. sigh. poor bastard.